Post by shawnurban on Jun 1, 2016 14:43:21 GMT -5
The camera opens to Shawn Urban watching a monitor backstage, beside him stands Lola "Cupcake" Sparkle. The camera can see Jody Individual's segment just finishing on the monitor.
Shawn: "Good god, that was bleak... and I don't think he paid for that shirt... and strangling women is not it's intended purpose. No, this won't do at all."
Shawn now looking directly at Lola with a panicked look on his face
Shawn: "Do you know what type of legal action could take place in the event that my Urban Gear killed someone? Is all publicity good publicity?"
As Lola begins to answer, she is immediately cut off by Shawn
Shawn: "I'm actually asking you, I don't know. Could I be sued? And did he say I take golden showers? What the hell, I mean, there was that one time at the beach but that's only because I thought I was stung by a jellyfish. How did Jody know about that? Do you think it's too late to ask Nigel for a new opponent? I mean, I could totally wipe the floor with that guy and all, but something seems off with him. He might need mental help, does GCW cover that? Do we have benefits? I have this toothache and I--"
Lola cuts Shawn off, she is clearly annoyed.
Lola: "Shawn please! He looks to mean business, and I think it's a little late to get another opponent. Do you feel you've prepared enough for what Jody Individual is looking to bring to the table this Monday?"
Shawn: "Yeah, uh, of course Lola." Shawn answers sarcastically "I'm probably the most athletic, well rounded athlete GCW has to offer. I could have went to the Olympics for god's sake. Look at my abs, look at them, touch them, go ahead."
Lola shakes her no slowly.
Shawn: "Listen Lola, if I am stuck facing Jody this Monday, he's going to be the one caught off guard. He cannot contend with my superior strength or pedigree... Now do you want to buy an autographed head shot, or not?"
As Shawn waits for Lola's reply and she begins to shake her head no once more, four crew members enter the area behind Shawn and Lola.
Shawn: "Whatever Lola, I don't have time for antics. I have bigger fish to fry."
Shawn begins to hastily gather his merchandise and shouts to the crew members who begin walking away at an increased pace. Shawn gives them chase.
Lola now addresses the camera directly."Well there you have it, things look to be heating up heading into this Mondays Vindication and I for one cannot wait."
The camera fades out.
Shawn: "Good god, that was bleak... and I don't think he paid for that shirt... and strangling women is not it's intended purpose. No, this won't do at all."
Shawn now looking directly at Lola with a panicked look on his face
Shawn: "Do you know what type of legal action could take place in the event that my Urban Gear killed someone? Is all publicity good publicity?"
As Lola begins to answer, she is immediately cut off by Shawn
Shawn: "I'm actually asking you, I don't know. Could I be sued? And did he say I take golden showers? What the hell, I mean, there was that one time at the beach but that's only because I thought I was stung by a jellyfish. How did Jody know about that? Do you think it's too late to ask Nigel for a new opponent? I mean, I could totally wipe the floor with that guy and all, but something seems off with him. He might need mental help, does GCW cover that? Do we have benefits? I have this toothache and I--"
Lola cuts Shawn off, she is clearly annoyed.
Lola: "Shawn please! He looks to mean business, and I think it's a little late to get another opponent. Do you feel you've prepared enough for what Jody Individual is looking to bring to the table this Monday?"
Shawn: "Yeah, uh, of course Lola." Shawn answers sarcastically "I'm probably the most athletic, well rounded athlete GCW has to offer. I could have went to the Olympics for god's sake. Look at my abs, look at them, touch them, go ahead."
Lola shakes her no slowly.
Shawn: "Listen Lola, if I am stuck facing Jody this Monday, he's going to be the one caught off guard. He cannot contend with my superior strength or pedigree... Now do you want to buy an autographed head shot, or not?"
As Shawn waits for Lola's reply and she begins to shake her head no once more, four crew members enter the area behind Shawn and Lola.
Shawn: "Whatever Lola, I don't have time for antics. I have bigger fish to fry."
Shawn begins to hastily gather his merchandise and shouts to the crew members who begin walking away at an increased pace. Shawn gives them chase.
Lola now addresses the camera directly."Well there you have it, things look to be heating up heading into this Mondays Vindication and I for one cannot wait."
The camera fades out.