Post by hughthemadman on Jul 6, 2016 21:16:36 GMT -5
PEOPLE DIALOGUE COLORS: Hugh Reynolds - Adam (One of the former employers) - Shawn Urban (Cameo)
''PLAYING RECORDED ENTRY''
''The Mad Agent's Journal Entry #4: Daaaamn, there's been lot of weird stuff going on lately: Griffith practically went insane tonight, Nigel is missing and my employers are calling me more often each passing day, it's driving me nuts... and the people know what happens when I go nuts... Eghh anyway, I honestly feel a bit, only a LITTLE bit, bad for Shawn Urban, he was alone in our match so Seth and I wrecked him hard in less than a minute if I recall. Hahaha, I think I can still hear him whining in the Backstage Area, let's go see.''
Now it sounds like Hugh took the tape recorded and is carrying it with him to an unknown place, a door can be heard opening really slowly and it suddenly stops. The tape recorder now starts capturing another voice in the distance.
''Why Nigel!?!? Why!?!? Where are you!? Why are you hiding from me!?!? We were supposed to be friends!!! Come here and tell me why!!!''
Hugh closes the door while laughing
''Hahahaha!! The poor sunova bitch doesn't know that Nigel is actually missing, maybe he's actually suffering schizophrenia or some shit like that. Never seen a guy that delusional, not even in my homeworld... Still, the GCW might need to get him some therapy, just for his well-being. Although the same can be said about me to be honest but I don't think I need it, I can rehab myself whenever I want... As always people don't piss me off, heheh''
''This Monday Seth and I, the Devils of Apocalypse, will have to take on Cryogenic Electricity... Wait no, it's actuallly Electrifying Iceberg... Nope, it isn't that name either. How were those guys called... Ahh, I remember now! Electric Ice!!! Yeah, I gotta agree with Beast for the first time in my GCW tenure, that name sounds pretty dumb but, it's not about how the teams are named, it's all about if those teams can really work together to achieve victory in the matches and that's what both them and us, the Devils of Apocalypse, did. I'm looking forward to this match and those two guys: Raiden Sparks and Titanic, will have to bow down to us if they don't want to get seriously hurt, nothing is going to keep Seth and I from winning the GCW Tag Team gold!!''
A phone can be heard ringing in the background.
''Oh shit, my phone is ringing again, I better go answer to whoever is calling... Goddammit, I bet it's those idiots trying to get me to sign with their shitty Agency again... I've got an idea! I'll put my phone in speaker so I can record all the bullshit that this dumbass is going to say''
It can be heard that Hugh is going away to search for his phone. He comes back to the tape recorder before answering the call on speaker.
''Hello, you're talking with GCW Wrestler Hugh Reynolds, who is this?''
''Hey hey hey, Hugh! It's Adam again! Now of course you know why I'm calling for...''
''Are you going to spew your bullshit again, idiot?''
''No, it's not worth it, we both know that my lecture about our reasons for wanting you to come back is just a waste of time for both of us so let's just get to the point. We want you to sign with us again, Mr. Reynolds''
''And once again, I reject all of your fucking contract offerings''
''C'mon, Hugh. Don't be such a douchebag. Please, just sign with us again, it's not that hard. All it's gonna take is just a few minutes of your time to come here, grab a pen and sign this really convincing contract we want to offer you... Is it really that difficult for you?''
''Not really, it's just that it's difficult to me to see your faces and not wanting to kill you painfully slow and even then, I just don't want to waste my time in going to wherever you guys are just to sign a useless piece of paper''
''Oh, now I understand.... You are too lazy to come here. Yeah, I know how you feel, so that's why I want to propose this to you. How about I go there with the contract and you can sign it in your locker room! Of course, I won't go there if you're going to hurt me. If I can't go there, then I'll keep calling you until you come here to sign the contract''
''How about you fu... Actually, that's a GREAT idea. I think I'll finally sign your stupid contract, just come here to my locker room, I think you guys know where it is already''
''Yeah, we secretly made a virtual map of ALL of GCW's locker rooms and whatnot, so we don't need to search for your locker room. When are you available to make the deal?''
''Any day of the week, preferably Monday... When the cameras are on, just be sure to come here before my Tag Team match against those Electric Ice guys''
''Okay, see you on Monday then, Hugh!''
''See you on Monday, Adam...''
Hugh then hangs up the phone after Adam does so. He starts grinning sadistically before saying a few words.
''This motherfucker doesn't know what he just got himself into... Reynolds, over...''
''END OF RECORDED ENTRY''
OOC: Shawn Urban gave me his permission to use his character here.