Post by Kenneth Rodman on Dec 5, 2016 2:32:17 GMT -5
The Answer is lying on a couch. "Hey. About that battle royal, I don't care. No, really. I don't. Why would I want a trophy for a country as shitty as England? It would be so easy to just... just... just..." He gets up and yells "Hey, Steve-O!" From behind the couch comes Steve Bryant. "Yeah?"
"How much does it cost to overthrow a government?" The Answer asks. "Um, sir? You know how hard that would be?" Steve responds. "I don't know, but I can do anything when I have millions of supporters on my side." Answer says, confused. "Sir, I can't explain much considering the fact that I have never tried to overthrow a government, but let me say that it's many levels of illegal." The Answer thinks for a second before saying "Fuck the law."
"You know the law more than anyone I know, please help me find a loophole."
"We don't have time, sir."
Answer looks disgusted. "What do you mean we don't have time? Do I have to talk about that joke Gamga Block?"
Steve adjusts his glasses. "No, we were going to show your part of your new show on the GCW network." Answer no longer looks disgusted. "Oh yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, 'The Answer's Perfect Program".
After the shows intro plays, it shows the Answer and Steve sitting on the same couch. "Hey! You know who it is! It's your boy, the Answer." Steve looks at him. "Don't say that 'your boy' again." Answer looks back. "Why?" Steve, in a rare moment, takes off his glasses. "Sir, do you realize how powerful I am? I fucking hate modern slang and I am powerful enough to wrongly get you in jail for life, and know every single trick in the book to do it. They'll never know my corrupt ways. Ever." The Answer is now in a fetal position on the couch. Steve puts his glasses on and sighs. "Fan mail."
Answer gets up. "Fan mail? Fuck yeah, fan mail!" Steve gets a big bag of fan mail and Answer is sitting on the couch, extremely happy. Steve hands him some of it. "Okay, this first one is from Darrel Goodman from Richmond, Virginia." He opens the letter and reads it. "Dear Answer, I find you as an influence to me. You teach me the correct ways to live life. However this has gotten me in trouble. I brought a garden hoe to school and put it in my locker. I beat up these asshole bullies with it. I got suspended from school for one week. What do I do?"
The Answer looks concerned. "Don't do it again, boy. Simple." He says. He pulls out another one, opens it and reads it. "Dear Answer, don't enter my bar/strip club ever again. That woman you fucked wasn't a stripper. Love, Robert Hopkins, owner of the Swood Nudes in Los Angeles, California." Answer and Steve look at each other. Then they burst out laughing. In the midst of this laughter, Answer yells "How was I supposed to know? I was drunk!" and then continues his laughter.
"Okay, the last one is a package." He opens the package, only to realize in that package is eight copies of the 2003 cult classic, The Room. "Steve-O, want to watch?" Answer asks. "Yeah." Steve responds with.
One transition later, the two are bawling their eyes out. "WHY LISA, WHY LISA, WHY?" Answer yells, before walking to eject the film. They look at each other again and begin to laugh. "I love it!" Steve exclaims.
Title Card Alanta Georgia We see Gamga in his house with Loca Motion
"So then I told him that's not enough for me to give you hell and he just starts crying OMG" Gamga says as the camera pans in his living room
"What do we have here a little camera I see, Guess it's time to talk Loca as you must say." Loca responds with a head nod and says "yes master"
"So the answer huh what made you get that name from your old grandma watching jeopardy on cable TV HAHA". Loca chimes in and says "Oh yes great one Gam I would say I'll take who is this wannabe for 200 Alex. "From my Town we unload the clip to backstabbers in zone 6 doing donuts in 45 area shooting". Loca makes a finger gun motion shouting "Ah Batti Boy you never heard of the shotgunna Shatta going across ya head top like boom boom haha shaky warrior.
A exoctic lady walks behind the coach with her saying "Yo gamm tell this sorry ass person Answer to get off your dick bro. They all stare at the camera and say in unison Answer dat question ya see me
The Camera cuts off with Red Blodded Text with The words Answers Final Death Date 12-7-16 And ends with Gamga Saying "We'll see what the anialater does to your head mwaahaha
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