Post by Shio Corin on Nov 30, 2016 22:58:44 GMT -5
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Underdog by Kasabian plays as pyro goes off and the camera pans the crowd.
Kohl: Welcome to Fall Brawl ladies and gentlemen, Tonight we have an amazing show for you with every title on the line here in GCW! We also see what happens when Shio Corin takes on Raiden Sparks later tonight. First up though we have the GCW British Tour Championship Rumble!
Beast: We betting on how much food I can eat tonight?
Kohl: No.. Just no...
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Out walks Clint Bishop with a microphone.
Bishop: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an important announcement to make about our first match here tonight. Tonights British Tour Championship Rumble should be prestigious. Therefore after consulting with Mr. Alexander, I have decided that not only will tonights winner be declared British Tour Champion... but that person will also be named #1 Contender for the Hardcore title!!!! Now lets have some fun folks.
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Bishop walks out as the camera cuts to Howard FInkle standing in the ring.
GCW British Tour Championship Rumble
Written by: Simon Cade
Fink: The following contest is the British Tour Championship Rumble match! Introducing first…From Newark, New Jersey, the debuting Ken Hart!
The lights go out in the arena suddenly
Beast: oh goddamnit, I can’t see in the dark! If I spill my soda because of this I swear I’ll get in here and eliminate whoever this was caused by!
The lights come back on, as begins to resonate throughout the building, Ken Hart posing in the center of the stage. He begins to walk down the ramp, boasting to the fans about his feats. When he gets into the ring, he takes little time to make his way to the center and poses, with the turnbuckles shooting fire out of them. He then turns and faces whoever the #2 entrant is going to be.
Fink: And the person who drew #2… from Derby, England, weighing in at 301 lbs, accompanied by his manager, Ian Dawson… Mason James!
begins to play as Mason James walks out alongside Ian Dawson. He stands at the ramp for a second as Ian Dawson points to Ken Hart, shouting inaudibly at him. James begins to walk down the ramp, staring down Ken Hart as he steps over the top rope, staring down Hart still as Ian points at him from outside. The bell rings, signifying the beginning of the match.
Kohl: And this match is underway, for those of you who don’t know the rules to a gauntlet match, every 3 minutes someone new will come out, and you’re eliminated by going over the top rope with both feet hitting the floor.
James and Hart stare each other down. The bell sounds, and Hart rushes James, throwing a flurry of punches, combining some low kicks and knife-edged chops to it.
Kohl: Well, this should feel like a familiar situation to Mason, this is almost exactly how the triple threat started! Mason is not even being affected by the blows from Hart.
Beast: Trying these weak blows on Mason is like shooting a BB gun at a tank, not gonna end well for the idiot with a BB gun.
Mason clotheslines Hart, and he is dropped to the floor, he flips over to his stomach, and he gets up and flees to the corner, but he isn’t safe, as Mason hits him with a running corner splash
Kohl: Ken Hart is in major trouble now, but entrant #3 is on his way!
A timer appears on the titantron, counting down from 10 with the crowd chanting along, it hits zero, and a buzzer sounds. plays as King Ropati, walks onto the stage, 4 of his “servants” walk out carrying a throne chair. Ropati sits on it, and they carry him to the ring, but don’t leave this time. Ropati stays in the chair and orders his servants to go into the ring.
Beast: What a smart king Ropati is, why fight yourself when you can have your servants do it for you?
Kohl: It doesn’t seem that they’re made to fight though!
The 4 servants enter the ring hesitantly, looking like they weren’t trained in wrestling. 2 of them charge at Mason, who clotheslines the both of them. One rolls out of the ring, while the other flips from the clothesline and lays there. A different servant looks to Ropati, who yells at him. He then charges and does a running punch to Mason’s head, but it doesn’t affect him, instead, Mason grabs the servant by the throat and chucks him across the ring, and the servant rolls out. The fourth one does a punch to the back of Mason’s head. Mason turns around to another punch, and another. He then catches the servant’s fist off another punch attempt. Mason pulls the servant into him, and hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on him, sending him across the ring, where he then rolls out.
Kohl: Well then Beast, how did that plan play out for King Ropati?
Beast: Perfectly, he sent them out to tire out the big guy!
Kohl: Yeah, it went “perfectly”, alright.
King Ropati rushes into the ring while Mason has his back turned, and kicks him in the back of the knee. Mason’s knee buckles a bit, and Ropati jumps on the opportunity, laying in punches to the back of Mason’s head. Mason gets up, and Ropati stops punching as Mason turns around. Mason cracks his neck while staring Ropati down, and Ropati starts backing up, but Mason rushes him, grabs him, and hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, sending him across the ring, Mason then walks over, picks him up, and does another belly-to-belly, sending Ropati over the top rope and crashing into his servants.
Kohl: AND ROPATI IS THE FIRST ELIMINATION IN THE BRITISH TOUR CHAMPIONSHIP RUMBLE! BUT IN THE TIME IT TOOK TO ELIMINATE HIM, IT’S ALMOST TIME FOR A NEW PERSON TO COME OUT!
The timer ticks down to 0, but nobody comes out. The camera then cuts backstage where we see Zachary Hayden knocked out with trainers and EMTs trying to tend to him and Clint Bishop is pissed.
Clint: Who the hell did this? You did?! Well, lucky day for you, you’re taking his spot, go now! Get to the damn ring!
begins to play Diego "The Ghost" Santos slowly walks out onto the stage. He stops at the center of the stage and pulls out a chicken, and slits its throat and lets the blood poor all over the stage as the crowd gasps wondering how much is real, and how much is a fake prop. Diego makes his way down to the ring quickly, wiping the blood onto his chest.
Beast: He just murdered that innocent chicken! That chicken could have been used for food!
Diego slides into the ring, and stares at Mason James, neither man showing any sort of fear. Hart sitting in the corner watching the two men. Diego throws the first punch, catching Mason directly in the jaw, and although Mason’s head goes up, he brings it down quickly, not being affected by it. Mason then throws a punch, hitting Diego in between the eyes. He isn’t affected by it either. The 2 men begin to throw blows in the center of the ring, neither one being affected by the other’s punches.
Kohl: Look at this exchange! Neither of these guys is taking anything from the other!
They continue to exchange blows, all the way to the timer counting down to 0, where a new wrestler enters the ring. The timer buzzes, indicating the arrival of #5. An instrumental version of this ‘Money for Nothing’ by Dire Straits begins to play, as red, green and blue lights flash in sync with the song. After the intro to the song ends, The Answer descends from a platform to the stage. He then walks to the ring with a slight grin, eyes closed, and arms out. Before he enters the ring, he opens his eyes, loses his grin, puts down his arms, and looks around. He then takes a bow before getting into the ring.
Kohl: The Answer coming in at #5, the halfway point of this British Tour Championship Rumble as Mason and Diego continue to trade blows! Oh! Now The Answer and Ken Hart are attacking Diego and Mason. The two have taken them off guard and are taking advantage of it!
Answer and Hart beat down on Diego and Mason, beating the two of them into different corners before Diego and Mason power out of their corners. Diego and Mason deliver synchronized clotheslines to Answer and Ken, and stare at eachother again. Mason catches Diego off guard and rushes him, hitting a big boot and sending Diego over the top rope.
Kohl: Referees checking and… NO, only 1 of Diego’s feet hit the floor as he went over the top rope, so he is still in the match!
Beast: Diego’s size coming into play there with him having more of a drop to the outside than, for example, Mason.
As Diego gets back into the ring, Mason hits a corner splash on The Answer, squashing him in the corner. Answer walks out of the corner for a few steps before comically flopping onto the mat face-first. The timer then shows up, indicating a new participant coming in 10 seconds. The crowd chants down as the timer ticks away, hitting zero. begins to play as Mark Jackson walks out in a black hoodie, the flag of the UK on the back of it, facing downward as to not show his face. He slowly walks toward the ring. When the song first “hits” he quickly raises his head, lowers his hood, and then throws off the hoodie altogether. He gets in his boxing stance and throws a few punches before rushing to the ring. He gets up and looks around, trying to find someone to fight.
Kohl: Mark Jackson coming in #6, and after picking up that big win in the triple threat match, I think he’s got what it takes. This is my pick, Jackson’s going to win this entire thing!
Beast: With Diego Santos, and Mason James still in this match? I don’t think so.
Hart walks over to Jackson and taunts him. Looking down at him due to their 3 inch height difference. Jackson clocks him in the head with a punch, and begins to throw a flurry of boxing punches before throwing him over the top rope, Hart hangs on however, grabbing the bottom rope and staying on the apron.
Kohl: Nice save there by Ken Hart, somehow still in this even when he entered as #1!
Beast: Yeah, I got to admit I’m surprised as well… now then, where did the honey mustard sauce go, I need it for my fries…
Answer walks over and grabs Ken Hart, picking him back up. They then both attack Mark from behind, and kick him while he is down.
Beast: YEAH there you go! Use every advantage you can!
While that is happening, the timer hits zero, and entrant #7 comes out. plays over the speaker as Jack Rodgers comes out alongside Rachel. The heavily distorted sound of Jack's guitar plays out through the arena and as he plays the opening riff of his entrance music. Jack's band are bathed in pink neon strobe lights as they rock out at the top of the stage before Jack descends the ramp alongside his girlfriend/bassist Rachel Reynolds. Once they reach the ring they hand their guitars to two members of GCW crew and Rodgers slides into the ring.
Kohl: Jack pulling a good number here, entering as #7, let’s see if he can manage to last!
Rodgers pulls Ken Hart off of Mark Jackson’s prone body and punches him in the face, sending Ken reeling. He kicks him in the gut, and then hits a falcon arrow on Ken.
Kohl: BIG falcon arrow by Rodgers on Ken!
Beast: HE DID THE DEAL!
Kohl: Wrong company, Beast.
Nothing else major happens in the meanwhile, and the timer hits zero. hits as Gamga Block steps out onto the stage his head down. He begins jumping around to the beginning of the song but when it drops he mimics hitting a hammer, where then pyro shoots out and displays Gamga's Name in Red And Black Letters on the titantron. He then rushes to the ring a medium speed, where everyone is standing at the opposite side of the ring. He does a finger gun taunt, and everyone jumps on him, beating Gamga down. The pick him up and send him into Mason, who hits a spinebuster on him. Ken Hart then picks him up, and hits him with a standing moonsault side slam. Mark Jackson then picks him up, and Mason holds him steady for a second before Jackson punches Gamga in the head lightly. He then hits a theatrical punch on Gamga, sending him rebounding off the rope. Diego then lifts him up easily and drops him over the top rope, sending Gamga to the floor.
Kohl: Thank you for coming Gamga!
Beast: Wow, he just stepped in, took all the punishment, and then stepped back out.
As Gamga hit the floor, the people in the ring begin to brawl again as the timer reappears. It hits 0, and #9 comes out. ‘Origins’ by Dethklok kicks in as Graydon Theodore Luther walks slowly towards the ring, face completely devoid of emotion. He seeming to be making an effort to stomp with each step. He then goes up on the ring apron and steps through the 2nd rope.
Beast: OK, that’s my pick! He is definitely my pick!
The Answer rushes to attack him, but Graydon grabs him and clotheslines him. Answer gets up, back to the ropes, but is dropkicked out by Graydon, and is unable to save himself.
Kohl: And The Answer is gone! A good showing from the GCW Prestigious Champ, but he is gone!
The Answer gets up and is pissed at being eliminated, and attempts to get back in the ring, but the referees stop him from getting back in. They have to call in a few security guards to drag Answer to the backstage area.
Kohl: Wow, Answer is pissed that he lost!
Beast: Why are you surprised at it? He wanted to have a title that actually mattered, and this was his chance to get it.
Meanwhile, in the ring, there’s multiple fights going on. Jackson got Graydon in a corner as he is throwing a flurry of stomach punches, Mason hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Ken Hart, and Diego brawls in the corner with Jack Rodgers. The timer hits zero, and the final entrant comes out. plays as Daniel Widdel walks out, taking his sweet time to get to the ring.
Kohl: Daniel Widdel the luckiest man in this match, as this is the last entrant, and somehow we still have only had 3 eliminations, those being King Ropati, Gamga Block, and The Answer.
Widdel goes the long way, entering through the 2nd rope. Meanwhile, Mason hits a german suplex on Graydon.
Beast: See that, Kohl? See that! The strength of Mason, tossing Graydon right over his head!
Kohl: I thought you said Graydon was your pick?
Beast: Yeah, doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate another superstar’s ability!
Rodgers and Widdel trade blows in the center of the ring, as Diego Santos clotheslines Mark Jackson. Mason James rushes at Rodgers and Widdel, knocking both of them down with a double clothesline.
Kohl: Double clothesline by Mason taking down both of them!
Diego then rushes Mason, and ducks a clothesline before turning around and hitting a superkick on the big man, who falls over from it.
Kohl: Wow, what agility from Diego, and what a superkick as well!
Jackson gets up and hits Diego with a forearm smash, knocking him away, before turning around to get caught with a sling blade by Rodgers. Rodgers then climbs to the top rope, and points at Jackson.
Kohl: Rodgers in a dangerous place, he could be looking for the Altra Volta!
Graydon then runs over to Rodgers and hits him with a dropkick, causing Rodgers to fall onto the turnbuckle. Graydon then shoves Rodgers off, Jack crashing to the floor.
Kohl: And that is why it is called high risk, as Rodgers just crashed and burned from that one! Good showing from him though, and an impressive show of agility by Graydon.
Rachel Reynolds and the rest of the band rushes down to ringside and help Rodgers get up, they then carry him up the ramp and bring him to the backstage area
Kohl: Rodgers may have landed wrong, we’ll have the doctors check him and report on his condition as soon as possible, but for now, back to the action!
Widdel, Hart, Graydon, Diego, and Jackson all team up on Mason and try to toss him over the top rope, but he powers out of the attempt. He headbutts Jackson down, and tosses Widdel cleanly over the top rope, sending him down to the floor.
Kohl: Wow, the power of Mason James. He just cleanly tossed Daniel Widdel up and over, out he goes!
Beast: Yeah, the immense power of Mason, just tossing Widdel like a sack of potatoes!
Graydon, Hart, and Diego charge at Mason, but all 3 get knocked back. Graydon landing on his back while Diego is turned inside out with a clothesline. Hart isn’t as lucky, as he is caught with a big boot, and then picked up by Mason and put into a torture rack. Mason then backs up to the rope, and drops the limp Ken over the top rope.
Kohl: Out goes Ken Hart, who I think has had the most impressive showing, surviving from #1 to now.
Beast: No way was his the most impressive, Mason’s eliminated 3 people, and he’s about to eliminate 3 more!
Mason clotheslines Graydon, who staggers back, he hits a second one, and Graydon leans on the ropes for support. Mason then runs to the opposite rope, bounces back, and hits a big boot on Graydon, sending him over the top rope. However, the momentum Mason used causes him to also go over the top rope, both of them being eliminated. Ian begins screaming at Mason for getting eliminated, and orders him to the backstage area. They both begin to walk to the back, Ian screaming the entire way there.
Beast: NO MASON YOU IDIOT! YOU ELIMINATED MY TOP 2 PICKS TO WIN!
Kohl: Mason taking himself out, but also taking out Graydon. He eliminated 4 people this match how can you be angry at him!
Diego and Mark both stand up and stare at each other. They circle around each other, and Mark extends out his hand. Diego accepts the handshake, and they both back up into their respective corners.
Kohl: True sportsmanship from Mark Jackson and Diego Santos, the final 2 in the British Tour Championship Rumble!
The two finalists grapple in the center of the ring, neither man gaining a clear advantage, that is until Mark knees Diego in the gut. He then tries to toss him over the top rope, but Diego stops himself by putting a foot in between the top and 2nd rope. Mark backs off and allows him to get back fully in the ring, and Mark then attempts a dropkick, which Diego blocks with a dropkick of his own. They stand off, and Mark then rushes and irish whips Diego, he runs to the center and drops down, and Diego hops over him. Mark quickly stands up, and grabs him for a hip toss attempt, but Diego stands his ground, instead, Diego knees Mark in the gut, and hits a sitout gutwrench powerbomb.
Kohl: Big powerbomb by Diego, can he capitalize on it?
Diego picks Mark up, and tries to toss him over the top rope, but Mark hangs on, staying on the apron. Diego lets him get back in, and tries to clothesline him out when he stands, Mark however counters and hits a hammerlock suplex on Diego.
Kohl: Big suplex by Mark, this is getting intense!
Beast: Yeah it is, it has made me bust out the jellied eels!
Mark sets Diego atop the top turnbuckle, and attempts to climb up, but Diego kicks Mark down, and then kicks him to the mat. Diego stands up, and attempts a top rope senton, but Mark rolls out of the way, leaving Diego to sit on the mat in pain.
Kohl: Mark rolled out of the way! Diego in pain from the miss, again, that is why it is called high risk.
Beast: eating sounds Yesh, high risk, eating sounds
Kohl: Don’t talk while eating, you’re gonna choke…
Mark picks Diego up and sets him up against the ropes, and attempts to clothesline him out, but Diego back body drops him over the top. Mark hangs on, and stands up on the apron. Diego attempts a super kick, but Mark dodges and drags Diego over the top rope with him. They begin to exchange blows, Mark using forearm smashes and Diego using regular punches. Diego seems to be on the losing end, but using a burst of energy he catches Marks’ forearm and pushes it back, and then catches him with a superkick. Mark falls onto the apron, and slowly rolls off the apron and onto the floor, his limp body barely moving after landing.
Fink: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND NEW BRITISH TOUR CHAMPION… DIEGO “THE GHOST” SANTOS!!!
starts to play as Diego goes back into the ring to celebrate. He holds the title up and poses, celebrating his win.
Kohl: Diego Santos winning the Rumble, what an impressive debut for him!
Beast: But he wasn’t an actual participant! He stole Zach Hayden’s spot!!!
Diego continues to celebrate as the camera fades out.
Harcore Championship Deathmatch
Owen Hawes vs Simon Cade
Written by: Kidd West
The ring crew walks down to the ring carrying various objects such as barbwire boards, staple guns, panes of glass, tables, kendo sticks, forks and knives and even cinderblocks and hammers. As they set up around the ring Fink stands centre and looks at the large London audience
Fink: Ladies and Gentlemen this next match is for the GCW Hardcore Championship and will be fought under DEATHMATCH RULES!
There is a loud cheer from the obviously hardcore section of the crowd who are ready to see some bloodlust. As the ring crew leaves Fink clears his throat. Christcontrol hits the speakers as Simon Cade steps out, a trashcan full of weapons heaved into a shopping trolley. He is pushing it down to the ring, a look of determination in his face. Pulling out various tools of destruction and tossing them about the place
Fink: The challenger, from Farmington, Connecticut… SIMON CADE!!!
The crowd cheers as ‘O Fortuna’ Blasts loudly across the arena and the lights dim. Owen Hawes steps out, a noose tied around his neck grinning and pointing to the belt around his waist. Hawes steps down to the ring as the crowd cheers for him and shouts of “We’re not worthy” echo across the arena. Hawes climbs into the ring and looks at Cade, maliciously grinning with delight at the free reign he has to cause damage.
The bell rings as the two of them square off at one another
Kohl: This match has a capacity for destruction of these mens bodies on a grand scale
Beast: I can’t watch… I don’t want to lose my appetite
Simon and Owen lock up in the centre, Hawes pushes Simon back into the ropes and then pushes him forward into an irish whip. Cade bounces off the ropes opposite into a waiting Hawes who hits him with an impeccably timed roundhouse kick. Cade is on the ground writhing in pain as Hawes proceeds to stomp into him whilst grinning. Looking around for any weapons Hawes quickly snatches up a Kendo Stick and begins to choke Simon with it, placing it right across his neck and applying pressure
Kohl: He’s trying to choke out Simon Cade! He has that Kendo stick firmly around Simon’s neck!
Beast: This is just organised assault… I love it!
Simon kicks off Hawes and scrambles back to his feet, rolling out of the ring fast to avoid any further attacks. He looks about in panic as Hawes starts to march towards him intimidatingly. Scrambling to the floor he picks up the Playstation 3 and throws it off Hawes hitting him square in the head and sending him down to one knee roaring in pain.
Kohl: Well, they do say videogames cause violence, I just never expected them to be used for it!
Beast: Be grateful that wasn’t an xbox. Hawes head might have came clean off.
Cade gets up grinning, the match firmly in his control. He picks up a chair and smacks Hawes across the head. Hawes doesn’t flinch and just glares at Simon Cade who looks confused and irritated. Cade hits Hawes in the back angrily sending him into the ground. Cade tosses the dented chair aside and instead picks up a fluorescent lightbulb tube. He cracks it across Owen’s back sending shards of glass everywhere and causing some minor cuts on his back. Hawes crawls forward growling in pain as Cade looks for another weapon.
Kohl: My god he actually cut open Owen Hawes! Owen is bleeding badly here!
Beast: Kohl don’t be such a pussy. It’s a deathmatch! I expect blood.
Hawes has climbed back up at this point and is wrapping his hand in duct tape. He’s running it along the shards of glass that he was hit with. Cade is busy raking around his bin for tools as Hawes comes up from behind. Hawes punches Cade in the back hard with the glove cutting him open badly.
Kohl: Oh my god! Won’t someone think of the children! This is a PG show!
Beast: Kohl isn’t wrong. The PG stands for Purely Gory!
Kohl: No it doesn’t!!!
Cade is sprawled on the floor clutching his back as Hawes slides a pane of glass into the ring. Propping it up into a corner he see’s Cade climbing back up slowly. Leaning against the apron of the ring. Hawes also drags a cinderblock into the ring and places it aside. Cade slowly shambles into the ring. Hawes tries to grab him but Cade punches him back sending him stumbling backwards.
Kohl: Oh no! Hawes is getting too close to the glass! This isn’t going to end well!
Cade charges and lifts up Hawes into a powerbomb. The excited crowd screaming loudly as Cade powerbombs Hawes through the glass pane sending shattered glass everywhere. Cade hurriedly picks up Hawes and drags him near the cinder block.
Kohl: I don’t like the look of this, this isn’t going to end we- BREAKDOWN ONTO THE CINDERBLOCK! Hawes is out cold!
Beast: Bet they could hear that in the nosebleeds!
Cade rushes to pin Hawes. 1…2…3!!! Christcontrol hits the speakers as Cade kneels in the ring, gasping for air. The ref hands him the Hardcore Championship and picks him up, raising his hand over his head as the crowd chant towards Cade “You deserve it!”. Cade slowly stumbles out of the ring and makes his way backstage as Owen Hawes is carted out by the paramedics, however he is laughing, and the ring crew begins cleaning up the ring
Fink: Here is your winner... AND NEWWWWW HARDCORE CHAMPION.... SIMONNN CADDDDEEEEEE!!!!!!!
International Championship Ladder Match
Jensen Vs Stunray
Written by: Mason James
Fink: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a ladder match and it is for the International Championship! Making his way to the ring, the challenger, from Rochester New York, weighing in at 220 pounds. Here is Stunray!
*The noticeable riff of Muse’s “psycho” begin playing promptly followed by boos. Stunray emerges from the back and raises his arms to the side, urging the fans to boo even louder. As he drops his arms, Stunray walks confidently down to the ring, ignoring the hands of his few “fans.” He makes his way onto the apron and lifts his arms yet again, looking up to the lights. Stunray enters the ring and examines the ladders leaning against each corner*
Fink: And his Opponent, from Portland Oregon, weighing in at 217 pounds, he is the current International Champion, Jensen!
*As Jensen’s theme music hits, the fans begin to go crazy before he enters the ramp with his arms already raised. He slaps the title a few times before making Is way down to the ring energetically. Jensen stops in the corner of the fan barriers and crouches down and then sprints up the steps and straight into the ring. He opts to climb one of the ladders and point to the crowd, triggering a chorus of cheers*
*As the title is raised above the ring, the bell rings*
Kohl: And here we go with the ladder match! They are squaring up to each other, unsure where to begin. Collar and elbow tie up, Stunray with the advantage as he backs Jensen into the corner. Ooo what a right hand to the stomach. Stunray setting up for a clothesline, Jensen moves out the way.
Beast: That was lucky, he was very close to that ladder and that’s not where you want to be.
Kohl: You’re certainly right partner. The pair are squaring off once again. Another Collar and elbow, Irish whip by Jensen, leap frog, slide, Dropkick! Stunray staggers to the corner. Shotgun dropkick into the ladder! That’s got to hurt!
Beast: You better believe it did!
Kohl: Jensen looking to end the match early, but Stunray is close behind even after the hard dropkick. He sends Jensen out the ring and looks to steal the match himself… Jensen gets him down and straight into a DDT! Jensen pushing the ladder out the way, setting up Stunray for something. He’s jumping up and down…. Standing 450, NO. Stunray moves out the way. That must have winded him. Stunray is leaving the ring, what’s he after…It’s a chair!
Beast: Get ready for some hard shots Kohl. Those hurt like hell.
Kohl: I bet they do, Jensen is unaware of what’s behind him…What a shot! He’s flailing around all over the floor. Another shot! And another! He’s stopped moving. Look at how happy Stunray is with his work. He’s placing the chair on his elbow, a jumping elbow drop…. Jensen moves this time! Stunray must feel stupid now for wasting time to gloat.
Beast: He just got unlucky that’s all. How’d he know Jensen would move?
Kohl: Well he should have known as Jensen is getting ready for something…Clothesline, followed by another, he ducks Stunray’s attempt, Pele Kick! Stunray has to roll out. Jensen looks like he’s getting ready for something big… DIVING SENTON OVER THE ROPES! What a move! But Jensen isn’t finished. He’s picking up Stunray, is he looking for the censored colours… No Stunray reverses out, snapping Jensen into a suplex. Look at the eyes of Stunray, he’s got something in mind.
Beast: Hey look, he’s searching under the ring, IT’S A TABLE. What’s this… Another one! He’s setting them up next to each other touching the ring and the German announce table! This is going to be fun!
Kohl: I Don’t think I’d describe it as fun Beast. You also better look at Stunray who’s dismantling the table, throwing away the monitors. He’s got Jensen back up and he’s sprawled him on the table. This could be terrible for Jensen…
Stunray: “I’m The Number on Stunnah!”
Kohl: He’s calling for it, the Stunray Stunner…JENSEN COUNTERS, He’s got Stunray under his arm…CENSORED COLOURS ON THE COMMENTRY TABLE! It didn’t even break!
Beast: That move on the table will hurt anyway but when the table doesn’t break, it’s a thousand times worse!
Kohl: Jensen raises his hands and he’s now pointing at the title. Look at him run along the two tables set up by Stunray into the ring. Now he just needs a ladder… He’s picked the biggest one at 25 feet. You can still see he is affected by those vicious chair shots as he is struggling to climb.
Beast: Surely this match is over, Stunray hasn’t moved an inch! Just get the title and end it Jensen.
Kohl: I have to agree with you Beast, Jensen has got this…wait a second, he’s not going for the title, what’s wrong? He’s looking at the crowd, is he shaking his head? He’s turning around to face Stunray who’s spread across the three tables! He’s insane! Surely, he’s not going to! Don’t do it Jensen! You’ve got this match won! JENSEN JUMPED…
…STUNRAY’S MOVED…
...OH MY GOD! JENSEN HAS JUST GONE THOUGH EVERY TABLE! HE MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF!
Beast: What an Idiot, he had the match won! Now look at the mess he’s put himself in.
Kohl: Beast, he’s not moving! Someone get a doctor down here! Jensen needs help! Wait…Look, LOOK! Stunray is rolling into the ring! He’s pulling himself up the ladder with everything he’s got. Stunray’s going for the title…HE’S GOT IT! WE HAVE A NEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION!
Fink:Here is your winner, and NEW International Champion, STUNRAY!
Beast: What a gruelling match Kohl. Both these guys put their bodies on the line, but in the end, the number one Stunnah came out on top!
Kohl: You’re certainly right! But I’m more worried about Jensen, our medics are looking at him now but he doesn’t seem to have moved. He went for the mega spot but fell short. And he paid the price. But nonetheless, here is your new international champion, Stunray!
GCW Tag Team Championship Elimination Tag Match
Barrier Block Conspiracy vs Anarchy Club
Written by: Shio Corin
Out of the Black by Royal Blood hits as The Conspiracy make their way to the ring. Barton Massey looks confused about why Kidd West and Darius Seeiso's Tag Team music is playing and not the stable's. Kidd West is carrying Lady Sasha down to ringside. The group gets in to the ring and mock the crowd.
Fink: The following contest is a SIX MAN ELIMINATION TAG TEAM MATCH... It is for the GCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Standing in the ring... the Challengers.... KIDD WEST.... DARIUS SEEISO... and BARTON MASSEY... THE BARRIER BLOCK CONSPIRACY!!!!!!
Crowd boos... Then The Resistance by Skillet blares over the loud speaker as Anarchy Club comes out on to the stage and the crowd goes nuts. Aaron Black still sporting the cast on his arm. They make their way in to the ring.
Fink: And now... Then Champions... JOHN STYLES, AARON BLACK... AND DREW MURDOCCKKKK... THE ANARCHY CLUBBBB!!!!!!
The two teams are sorting out who is going to start the match for either side. Barton is trying to call the shots for BBC. Aaron Black will be starting the match for Anarchy Club but BBC still cant seem to figure it out and Kidd West is still holding Lady Sasha. Finally West grabs a microphone
West: Ya know Barton... This has been brewing inside of me for a while. You don't want to show up to your match at Vindication and then you want to come out here and call the shots for us like you somehow own me and Darius? Well.... THIS IS FOR HELL IN THE CELL!!
West absolutely clobbers Barton with Lady Sasha then jumps on top of him and starts throwing punches. Seeiso comes over and joins the assault stomping Barton Massey
Kohl: WHAT THE HELL BEAST?!
Beast: What the fuck is going on... Get off of him you idiots! Oh my god I'm so upset I don't know if I can eat.
Once West and Seeiso are satisfied they both just stop... Walk over to their corner stand on the outside and yell at the ref to ring the bell...Barton Massey is out cold and the Anarchy Club looks confused and horrified. Aaron Black not knowing what else to do covers Massey...1....2...3!
Fink: Barton Massey has been Eliminated!
Kohl: Well looks like BBC is under new leadership.
Beast: These two idiots don't know how to lead... this is an awful day for GCW.
Paramedics rush out to help Massey as Seeiso steps in to the ring to take on Aaron Black... The two exchange moves back and forth and then Seeiso manages to land a flurry of punches. Black is trying to fight him off but Seeiso is just letting him have it fueled by the emotion from the beginning of the match. Black tries to push Seeiso away but Seeiso hits ROYAL FURY
Kohl: ROYAL FURY... ROYAL FURY... SEEISO MIGHT DO IT... 1...2...3!!! THERE GOES AARON BLACK!
Beast: Well at least the idiots managed to even it up.. I still can't eat...and you know how much I hate not eating.
Fink: Aaron Black has been eliminated!
Seeiso perhaps spends too much time celebrating and as he turns around Drew Murdock kicks him in the gut and hits Demantio Memoraie!
Kohl: Ooh... Seeiso got caught there... Murdock with the cover... 1...2...3...Bye bye Prince.
Beast: Hahahahahaha Now it's just Kidd West vs the reigning Tag Team champs? This should be good
Fink: Darius Seeiso has been Eliminated.
West comes in and starts taking it to Drew Murdock. One move after another West is giving it his all... Almost as if West has put this whole match on him... After all he was the one who got Massey eliminated. Drew goes to hit West but West counters... THE FINAL VERDICT
Kohl: OH MY GOD BEAST THIS COULD GET INTERESTING!!! FINAL VERDICT AND NOW THE COVER....1...2...3
Beast: One on one now for the tag titles and thankfully I have found the will to eat this bucket of chicken... Diego Santos brand Chicken wings!!
Fink: Drew Murdock has been eliminated
Now Styles is in and West hits him with a tackle. Then he bolts back to his corner and grabs Lady Sasha... The ref is behind him trying to take it from him... Styles... SUPERKICK... WEST DUCKS! The kick hits the ref... Lady Sasha lands across the ring... Underdog by Kasabian hits and out comes Nigel Alexander. Nigel hops up on the apron and gets in Kidd West's face.
Kohl: Here is the boss... You had to figure that he wasn't going to be happy with West using Lady Sasha in this match...
Beast: He's just in the way... Unless he brought me food.. then he can stay...
Styles comes over to tell Nigel that he has it under control and that Nigel shouldn't be out here... LOW BLOW... Nigel Alexander hits John Styles with a low blow... Styles turns around doubled over in pain... West has Lady Sasha again and smashes Styles with it... West covers and Nigel jumps in to the ring to pull the ref over and wake him up... 1.......2........3!!!!
Kohl: HOLY SHIT What did we just witness... Nigel Alexander has screwed John Styles and the Anarchy Club... We have new tag champs!
Beast: Attaboy Nigel... I remember when you used to do that on a nightly basis!
Fink: Here are your winners...AND NEWWWWW GCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS..... THE CONSPIRACY!!!!!!
The ref hands West the tag team titles and Darius Seeiso comes back out from the back to claim the other one... The two go on celebrating in front of a shocked crowd as the show fades to a promotional video for Diego Santos brand Chicken
Main Event:
Raiden Sparks vs Shio Corin
GCW World Heavyweight Championship
Written By: Mark Jackson
Beast: What a night we’ve had so far, Terry!
Terry: You don’t have to tell me twice, Beast. Fall Brawl has been a massive hit so far!
Beast: And we’re finally at the main event!
Terry: Yes, it’s the ironman of GCW, Raiden Sparks, versus the 3-time champ Shio Corin! An interesting matchup, as both Shio AND Sparks seemed off their game coming into this match!
Beast: Let’s be honest Terry, when ISN’T Sparks off of his game? I’m not sure anyone in Electric Ice has game to begin with! They aren’t wrestlers, they’re crappy backup dancers that got lost!
As “Centerfold” hits, Sparks runs onto the stage and does a pose for the crowd.
Terry: Speaking of dancing, we’re set for Sunday Night Fever as Sparks makes his way to the ring tonight!
Beast: Yeah, fever’s the word I would use…
Sparks walks partway down the ramp, turns back towards the titantron, and points both his hands towards the screen. Sparks, wipes a pretend tear from his eye, and crosses himself. “TI-TA-NIC” chants fill the arena, and are slowly replaced by a different chant. One half of the arena yells-
“E-LEC-TRIC-”
And the the other half responds with
“-ICE!”
“E-LEC-TRIC-”
“-ICE!”
“E-LEC-TRIC-”
“-ICE”
Shio bows, and runs into the ring.
Terry: And Sparks with a humorous tribute to his friend and teammate, Titanic.
Beast: Don’t worry folks! Titanic didn’t actually die, it was just his career!
As “Centerfold” fades away, another song begins to play through the speakers…
As “Kings Never Die” starts, Shio is almost immediately met with dueling chants of:
“LET’S GO SHIO”
“SHIO SUCKS!”
Shio shows no reaction as he slowly walks to the ring
Terry: I mentioned earlier how both of these men have not been up to snuff lately, but since Shio is our current Heavyweight Champion, he's received much more scrutiny from the the public eye.
Beast: These idiots don't matter, Terry! Shio only cares about one man: Shio! The haters won't faze him!
Terry: ...That phrase sounds odd coming from your mouth, Beast.
Beast: What can I say? I’m hip, Terry! The Beast knows where it's at!
Terry: ...Uhhh, alright then.
As Shio gets into the ring and readies himself for the match, Raiden offers a pre-match handshake. Shio stares straight into Raiden’s eyes and ignores his attempt.
Terry: And some disrespect here from Shio Corin!
Beast: Ohhh, that's not disrespect! Sparks has loss-itis, and Shio’s just worried it might be contagious!
Terry: Loss-itis?! Beast, that's the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of!
Beast: It's a serious affliction, Terry! And Spark’s case may be terminal!
Terry: How can loss-itis be terminal?
Beast: Shio just might kill Sparks before the match is over!
Terry: The bell has ring and both men are pacing around the ring, waiting for the other to make a move. Sparks moves forward, looks like he's ready for some chain wrestling here, but -OH! Shio clearly isn't, as he jabs Sparks in the jaw before he can get too close!
Beast: Shio doesn't have time to just play around right now!
Terry: Sparks turns around and bounces off the ropes, looks like he's gonna respond with a crossbody! BUT SHIO CATCHES HIM AND REVERSES INTO A SPINEBUSTER! SPARKS ISN’T MOVING, AND SHIO GOES FOR A FIVE-KNUCKLE SHUFFLE!
Beast: Watch out Shio, Sparks looks like he might be getting up!
Terry: But Sparks can't get up in time! Shio hits the move and gets ready for a standing moonsault! And it hits!
Beast: Did Sparks write a last will?
Terry: Wh-what?! DID SHIO JUST HIT A RAPPER’S DELIGHT? ALREADY?!
Beast: Oh my god…
Terry: Shio's not done yet! He's over Spark’s body, and a Boston crab! And-AND SPARKS IS TAPPING! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!
Beast: I knew this would happen...but...not this fast…
“Here is your winner, and still Global Champi-“
As fink is making his announcement, the lights go out in the arena. As the lights come up, a beaten and bruised Shio Corin is standing in the middle of the ring, with Owen Hawes sitting on top of the ring’s far corner. He then makes a gun motion with his hand toward the reigning World Heavyweight Champion.
Just As Owen Hawes catches Shio’s attention, someone jumps over the barricade and into the ring, it is revealed to be Owen Hawes’ Pest. Pest pulls down Corin’s feet from behind him and begins throwing slaps and scratches at the World Heavyweight Champion, but Shio manages to push Pest away from him and quickly hits him with the Rapper’s Delight, however, just as Shio turns around, Owen Hawes’ knee catches him in the side of the face with a Lucid Dream.
Owen Hawes looks at the World Heavyweight Championship lying on the floor. He approaches the title slowly, sits down in front of it and begins laughing maniacally as the show goes off the air.