Post by shawnurban on May 26, 2016 18:45:42 GMT -5
The camera cuts to the backstage area where we find Shawn Urban loading several t-shirts and photographs of himself into a large duffle bag that's placed atop some boxes. There are two crew members waiting behind Shawn for him to finish and move his bag.
Crewman: "Hey Shawn, you mind finishing up man, we need to get this stuff unloaded asap?"
Shawn: "Excuse me? Listen here Chad, maaan, yes, I do mind finishing up. I've got a boatload of quality Urban gear, that's what I call my t-shirts, Urban gear, and I need it to be wrinkle free and these photos of me crisp for after the show."
Crewman: "My names not Cha-"
Shawn: "Unless you'd like to be the first to dawn this premium "Urban Jungle" Urban gear. It's me climbing a tree. I drew it... Only 20 bucks."
Crewman: "Uh nah, I'm goo-"
Shawn: "I mean 15."
Crewman: "No, that's cool."
Shawn "Fuck you Chip."
After a short pause and both men blankly staring one another down, the crewman slowly turns around and departs, leaving Shawn alone with his bag once more. Shawn then notices the camera pointed at him and abruptly pulls a t-shirt over himself reading "Urban for Prime Minister" written in sharpie.
Shawn: "We have to do this now!? Nigel said I had twenty minutes?"
The camera continues to roll on Shawn as he stares at the operator beyond the lens.
Shawn: "Uh, listen here Jody Indi...visable? Viable? Vladi...mir? Listen here J-Smooth, I've seen you moping around backstage for the last few hours and I'm sick of it! Unless you recently got some bad news or something, in which case, that sucks and I'm sorry. I honestly don't think that's the case though. Which is great because it makes the job of beating you a lot easier guilt wise. So get ready Jody Jetson 'cause a cold fronts movin' in and it came from Canada..."
The camera continues to roll on Shawn for a few moments as he becomes increasingly uncomfortable.
Shawn: "Hey are we done? I'm the cold front, do you think that was clea-"
Post by jodyindividual on May 27, 2016 21:10:03 GMT -5
(Scene opens. The cold laminate flashes against the flicker of dull yellow light from tubes that shine the dank, death trap that is the broken gas station bathroom. Though the handicapped bathroom stall, we can hear him.)
Jody Individual_ You were born into a life of relative comfort, Shawn Urban, and then you meet me. And your whole world changes. The life of relative comfort, the first world problems, it all changes.
(The camera man opens the stall door. Jody is sitting on the stained grey porcelain toilet. His valet Alicia Rae is curled in his lap.)
I guess you could say the gods ripped me from her womb, my whore mother of mine, letting some lesbian high on methamphetamine slit her stomach so far open until the blood ran down her legs and thighs like a red sea. She took me into this world, just like I’m taking you out, Shawn Urban, without a thought in mind… just the general disgust of feeding me to the black market closet of gay men who can’t bear children for the life of them. Tell me about the time, Shawn Urban, when your parents bought you the wrong video game for Christmas. How did it make you feel? The wrong color tennis racket? The wrong size shoes? Because, god, do I hate your fucking guts.
(Jody gentle brushes the hair from his eyes then back again.)
I was literally ripped from the womb, Shawn Urban! I was LITERALLY ripped from the womb before I was ready to breathe! I’m so desperate to make a name for myself in the business of professional wrestling, this festering desperation has led me here, to this moment, now. This desperation has brightened the lights along the windy path that is the road to the GCW Championship. And in my way is the anthesis of the person I grew up loathing. That person is you, Shawn Urban.
(In a sudden jolt, Jody pushes Alicia to the bathroom floor, revealing a Urban Gear t-shirt in his left hand, something we hadn’t seen before. Jody begins to slowly wrap the shirt around the neck of Alicia.)
Everything is changing, Shawn. You’re life…
(He releases Alicia.)
…of relative comfort, feather pillows, champagne bottles and golden showers
(Jesus Christ Pose.)
I’m ripping you from the womb of who you think you are, and I will expose you. You will fall to my Jesus Christ Pose, the first victim on my way to the GCW World Championship.
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