Post by Kidd West on Apr 3, 2017 8:04:14 GMT -5
The Rise of Ohio Valley Wrestling?
May 2010, Kidd West has been hired to book OVW by owner Danny Davis. Kidd West set out by doing a full reset of OVW’s roster. Cutting clean many wrestlers he saw as unnecessary. He also set about seizing sponsorship opportunities, primarily the main sponsor of Yahoo who offered $400,000 a show. Auto Zone, Gamestop and Castrol GTX all signed up to the OVW Sponsorship plan to netting a neat sum for OVW ~$1,000,000.
Kidd West set out naming the PPV’s after british songs and then signing up two new members of staff. Evil Authority Figure Karen Angle, and interviewer Lillian Garcia who would serve the purpose as both advisors and on-air personalities for creative. The first episode of OVW’s Eez-eh is approaching fast.
Eez-eh 6th May 2010
We open the show to see authority figure Karen Angle in the ring. She is standing with a mic in hand and an aide is beside her with an object under a black cloth.
“Welcome to Ohio Valley Wrestling’s newest TV Show. Eez-eh! Tonight we have a star studded match as Paul London and Paul Burchill will be battling over the newest prize in OVW… the OVW Heavyweight Championship!”
Karen Angle removes the black cloth to reveal the newly redesigned OVW Heavyweight Championship. The belt is raised high up by the aide as Karen Angle continues.
“Also tonight we will have a redistribution of the belt’s to decide some new champions in OVW. I hope you have a good night tonight people! Enjoy the show!”
Rating: 73%
Mikey Nicholls vs. Karl Anderson – Juniorclass Championship
Mikey Nicholls was victorious due to a DQ that occurred when Karl Anderson grew irritated of Nicholls kicking out of every pin attempt he had used. Anderson hit him over the head with a chair in rage, forgetting the ref was watching. When the bell was rung for a DQ, Anderson freaked out and began to pummel the ref with the steel chair screaming at him. Nicholls rolled out with the Juniorclass Championship whilst the beatdown occurred, unable to intervene due to his weakened state.
Rating: 53%
Backstage, Shinsuke Nakamura is warming up when suddenly Slyck Wagner Brown jumps him with a baseball bat. Constantly pummelling Shinsuke and targeting his knee. Brown is only stopped when security rushes him and chases him off. Paramedics rush to Shinsuke and check him over. A radio call is issued calling for his match to be called off.
Rating: 57%
Chance Beckett vs. Aaron Stevens – OVW United States Championship
Chance Beckett and Aaron Stevens have a match for the OVW US Championship. Beckett put his street survival knowledge to good use here as he pummeled Stevens constantly and gave the Obnoxious man little time to defend or counter. Stevens was eventually rolled up and Beckett celebrated his victory in ring with his new championship, however unaware that Stevens was creeping up behind him. Stevens low blowed Beckett and then kept stomping into him whilst he was on the ground before stomping off enraged.
Rating: 57%
Slyck Wagner Brown is in the ring handcuffed by security, Karen Angle is there as well looking at him disappointed. Brown looks at her unfazed as she verbally scolds him for attacking a draw like Shinsuke. But then Angle has the Intercontinental Title taken to the ring. Suddenly Brown is unhandcuffed and Angle hands him the title. She looks to the camera.
“A specimen like Brown, a man who doesn’t work harder but work’s smart, deserves to be a champion. Brown is someone I can get behind being the future of Ohio Valley Wrestling and as such it is my honour to present him with the Intercontinental Championship as recognition for his behaviour. However, this is no reward per se… Brown, you must defend your championship against Shinsuke Nakamura when he is fully fit again!”
Karen Angle storms of backstage leaving Wagner Brown protesting in the ring at this decision.
Rating: 71%
Paul Burchill vs. Paul London – OVW Heavyweight Championship
Both men were hungry for Championship Gold but Paul London was hungrier. The speedy trickster was able to snatch a victory here against Paul Burchill after a master class in technical and speedy wrestling from both men. London finished it off with his finishing move the 450 Splash. Afterwards, London tried to shake hands with Burchill when suddenly Burchill punched London out and then spat on him. Dropping the Heavyweight Championship on top of him.
Rating: 72%
Overall Eez-eh Rating: 65%
An email Kidd West received from the writing staff had a disturbing message inside, a message that made West feel very uncomfortable
May 2010, Kidd West has been hired to book OVW by owner Danny Davis. Kidd West set out by doing a full reset of OVW’s roster. Cutting clean many wrestlers he saw as unnecessary. He also set about seizing sponsorship opportunities, primarily the main sponsor of Yahoo who offered $400,000 a show. Auto Zone, Gamestop and Castrol GTX all signed up to the OVW Sponsorship plan to netting a neat sum for OVW ~$1,000,000.
Kidd West set out naming the PPV’s after british songs and then signing up two new members of staff. Evil Authority Figure Karen Angle, and interviewer Lillian Garcia who would serve the purpose as both advisors and on-air personalities for creative. The first episode of OVW’s Eez-eh is approaching fast.
Eez-eh 6th May 2010
We open the show to see authority figure Karen Angle in the ring. She is standing with a mic in hand and an aide is beside her with an object under a black cloth.
“Welcome to Ohio Valley Wrestling’s newest TV Show. Eez-eh! Tonight we have a star studded match as Paul London and Paul Burchill will be battling over the newest prize in OVW… the OVW Heavyweight Championship!”
Karen Angle removes the black cloth to reveal the newly redesigned OVW Heavyweight Championship. The belt is raised high up by the aide as Karen Angle continues.
“Also tonight we will have a redistribution of the belt’s to decide some new champions in OVW. I hope you have a good night tonight people! Enjoy the show!”
Rating: 73%
Mikey Nicholls vs. Karl Anderson – Juniorclass Championship
Mikey Nicholls was victorious due to a DQ that occurred when Karl Anderson grew irritated of Nicholls kicking out of every pin attempt he had used. Anderson hit him over the head with a chair in rage, forgetting the ref was watching. When the bell was rung for a DQ, Anderson freaked out and began to pummel the ref with the steel chair screaming at him. Nicholls rolled out with the Juniorclass Championship whilst the beatdown occurred, unable to intervene due to his weakened state.
Rating: 53%
Backstage, Shinsuke Nakamura is warming up when suddenly Slyck Wagner Brown jumps him with a baseball bat. Constantly pummelling Shinsuke and targeting his knee. Brown is only stopped when security rushes him and chases him off. Paramedics rush to Shinsuke and check him over. A radio call is issued calling for his match to be called off.
Rating: 57%
Chance Beckett vs. Aaron Stevens – OVW United States Championship
Chance Beckett and Aaron Stevens have a match for the OVW US Championship. Beckett put his street survival knowledge to good use here as he pummeled Stevens constantly and gave the Obnoxious man little time to defend or counter. Stevens was eventually rolled up and Beckett celebrated his victory in ring with his new championship, however unaware that Stevens was creeping up behind him. Stevens low blowed Beckett and then kept stomping into him whilst he was on the ground before stomping off enraged.
Rating: 57%
Slyck Wagner Brown is in the ring handcuffed by security, Karen Angle is there as well looking at him disappointed. Brown looks at her unfazed as she verbally scolds him for attacking a draw like Shinsuke. But then Angle has the Intercontinental Title taken to the ring. Suddenly Brown is unhandcuffed and Angle hands him the title. She looks to the camera.
“A specimen like Brown, a man who doesn’t work harder but work’s smart, deserves to be a champion. Brown is someone I can get behind being the future of Ohio Valley Wrestling and as such it is my honour to present him with the Intercontinental Championship as recognition for his behaviour. However, this is no reward per se… Brown, you must defend your championship against Shinsuke Nakamura when he is fully fit again!”
Karen Angle storms of backstage leaving Wagner Brown protesting in the ring at this decision.
Rating: 71%
Paul Burchill vs. Paul London – OVW Heavyweight Championship
Both men were hungry for Championship Gold but Paul London was hungrier. The speedy trickster was able to snatch a victory here against Paul Burchill after a master class in technical and speedy wrestling from both men. London finished it off with his finishing move the 450 Splash. Afterwards, London tried to shake hands with Burchill when suddenly Burchill punched London out and then spat on him. Dropping the Heavyweight Championship on top of him.
Rating: 72%
Overall Eez-eh Rating: 65%
An email Kidd West received from the writing staff had a disturbing message inside, a message that made West feel very uncomfortable
Kidd West took no time at all in sacking the entire Writing staff and replacing them with a bunch of monkeys with typewriters.